What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice...
Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice...
My sister, a cousin, and I went to see “Love Story” in 1971 at a theater in Minneapolis. The movie s...
I accidentally went on there. I could not believe what I saw. Made me lose faith in humanity a bit....
I am truly shocked by the many foolish responses to this question. MOST of them are clearly from for...
Sebastien Buemi paces FP2 in No. 8 Toyota as Robert Kubica loses best lap time for pit lane speeding...
WOW!! WOW!! It’s ‘TRUE’!! What they say > There “REALLLLY IS NO SHORTAGE OF STUPID BASTARDS”!! IN TH...
I’m about as cuddly as a rattlesnake, so, do enjoy my plight from a blighted existence, and barely e...
Because sometimes there are calamities that are beyond the capability of even the most well-prepared...
I answered this question around 1990, on Usenet. So here we are over 40 years later, with much the s...
Is it true blacks fly to Africa to have gay sex with monkeys? Isn't that how aids got started? Cuz a...
While sucking another man’s cock is great, swallowing his cum is absolutely amazing! The difference...
I have always wanted to be a writer. As a kid I was writing stories, none of which were any good. I...